We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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