Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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