doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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