fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Randomize
