okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
