Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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