Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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