Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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