Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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