I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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