no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
youre lurking in front of me
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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