What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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