doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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