Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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