yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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