Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I want her autograph on my taint
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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