I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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