So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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