And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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