By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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