I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
