Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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