And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
