That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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