Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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