they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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