that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just want to make out with him forever
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