That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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