I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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