Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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