Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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