No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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