so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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