i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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