he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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