whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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