So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm bleeding and have questions
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