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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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