Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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