Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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