I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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