Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
