And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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