Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Dick very happy bro
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
