I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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