Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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