i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
