We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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