Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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