ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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