if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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