I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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