Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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